ABC Forgets to Mention that Bachelorette Drunk Is Former Contestant's Ex

Allie Jones · 05/19/15 09:25AM

Last night, on the season premiere of The Bachelorette, contestant “Ryan M.” played the role of wasted, chauvinistic pig at the opening cocktail party—slamming Fireball, yelling about being “horned up,” and even smacking Bachelorette Kaitlyn on the ass. Where’d the producers find this guy?

Sean Penn Loves to See Women Suffer

Kelly Conaboy · 03/13/15 11:29AM

Sean Penn appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night to promote his relationship with Charlize Theron. There, he asked Jimmy Kimmel, "Britt or Kaitlyn?" —Whaaat? Sean Penn watches The Bachelor? Sean Penn—the serious film actor? You gotta be kidding me!

Gasp: The Bachelorette's Andi and Josh Break Up Despite Being In Love? 

Allie Jones · 01/08/15 05:30PM

Breaking: hardworking Atlanta assistant D.A. and Bachelorette star Andi Dorfman has ended her engagement to male labrador and former minor league baseball player Josh Murray, whom she met on the show. Many are shocked, as the couple was just seen arm-in-arm on The Bachelor red carpet Monday.

Actual Tragedy Comes to The Bachelorette

Tracie Potochnik · 06/03/14 08:15AM

Oh shit. Eric revealed that he is an ex-Mormon and THEN got kind of aggressive about Andi's alleged fakeness in front of the cameras and THEN she got really offended and eliminated him and THEN he was tragically killed in a paragliding accident. So, um, no rose ceremony tonight.

The Bachelorette Goes on a Group Date With Boyz II Men

Tracie Potochnik · 06/02/14 12:15PM

If I were Bachelorette Andi Dorfman, I for sure would have dumped this cast of losers and eloped with the big guy from Boyz II Men the moment he instructed me IN SONG to throw my clothes (throw my clothes) on the floor (on the floor). Sorry, Pantsapreneur.

A Very Special Bachelorette Tackles Alcoholism And Male Stripping

LaToya Ferguson · 05/27/14 09:50AM

This week on The Bachelorette, Andi learns a very valuable lesson about how, sometimes, the guy who's been constantly drinking in the house might have an alcohol problem. Also, is Eric the perfect man? The answer might surprise you. (No it won't. The answer is "yes.")

Being The Bachelorette Is The Toughest Job There Is

LaToya Ferguson · 05/20/14 10:15AM

The Bachelorette has now been on for ten glorious (?) seasons. Let's give it a round of applause everyone. Confession time: I have never watched an episode prior to this, and my only real knowledge of the franchise comes from being a youth in the Trista and Ryan era and the existence of Burning Love. So I really had no idea what to expect going into this.