John Oliver on the "Fucking Assholes" Who Attacked Paris

Jay Hathaway · 11/16/15 09:41AM

Whenever The Daily Show’s Jon Stewart had to report on a tragedy like Friday’s terrorist attacks on Paris, he would temporarily drop the jokes and speak candidly. Serious Jon was a little jarring to watch, at least the first couple of times, and that successfully conveyed the gravity of situation.

Amy Schumer's Ode to Cum

Rich Juzwiak · 10/18/15 12:05PM

Last night, HBO aired the one-hour standup special Amy Schumer: Live at the Apollo. It was good, if you’re into that sort of thing (i.e. Schumer being Schumer). My favorite bit centered on cum. It started, “I’m just reminding you that we’re all disgusting. No one in here is better than anyone else. Like, you’ve all caught a hot load, you know?”

Who Was the True Detective? True Detective's Bleak Finale Explained

Andy Cush · 08/10/15 02:50PM

For true detectives, heaven is a place called Venezuela. Our time together is over for now, but it is not the end, fellow detectives, not unless HBO fails to pick True Detective up for a third season. Venezuela, detectives. I’ll see you there in two weeks.

"I Must've Busted About 1,000 Nuts in This Bitch": On Ballers Episode 6

Dayna Evans · 07/27/15 04:05PM

If anyone is still out there reading this website, we’ve got big news: Ballers episode six was one for the baller record books—to be remembered time and time again in moments of dark despair. While the world may be crumbling around us, and night begins to fall, it is important to remember that the ballers stop balling for no one. Not even you or I. Not even anyone else. Not even other ballers. The balling is forever.

Finally, the Orgy: True Detective Episode Six Explained

Andy Cush · 07/27/15 02:15PM

Have you seen Eyes Wide Shut? Great movie. Cool costumes, scary as hell, intense performance from Nicole Kidman. One of my favorites by Kubrick, though you may be hard-pressed to find many people who agree with me on that. Anyway, Ani Bezzerides is the true detective.

"I Just Use the Weed For Pain Management": On Ballers Episode Five

Dayna Evans · 07/21/15 12:57PM

From the Ballers fan mail inbox: “Am I crazy, or is there no article for episode 5 of Ballers? How the hell am I supposed to know how HARD they BALLED?” Readers, did you really believe we’d leave you—our most loyal and dedicated ballers—stranded without a ball? What kind of operation do you think we’re running here? Time to ball out!

Beaten Into Exposition: True Detective Episode Five Explained

Andy Cush · 07/21/15 11:47AM

I play along with the charade/That doesn’t seem to be a reason to change/I feel so dirty when they start talking clues/Wanna tell them I’m a detective but I just get the blues/‘Cause she’s solving it with those eyes/Investigating with that brain, I just know it/I’m the true detective/And I wish that I had Jessie’s girl!

Dayna Evans · 07/10/15 12:21PM

Guess what, baby? HBO television program Ballers has been renewed for a second season, which means there will be more balling, superballing, extraballing, and otherwise ball-time fun to come from all your favorite ballers in the future. Want to know what you’re missing? We have you covered.

So, Who's Winning the Game of Thrones?

Max Read · 07/07/15 09:03AM

We know that in the game of thrones, you win or you die. And we know who’s dead. So...who’s winning? We’ve put together a comprehensive video tracking all five seasons of HBO’s grimly set jawline spectacular Game of Thrones, so that you can quickly and easily know who’s winning, and who’s dying.

Ball So Hard: How Hard Did We Ball on Our Holiday Weekend Ballers

Dayna Evans · 07/05/15 11:12PM

Last night’s tim-tam flim-flam Ballers, Baby, Ballers! television program on premium network HBO was either exactly what you needed after a holiday weekend or a bludgeoning to your skull, and possibly both. And the ballers? Well, this Independence Day weekend: They finally balled. And they balled hard.

How Hard Did the Rock Ball On Episode the Second of Ballers?

Dayna Evans · 06/29/15 07:55AM

It’s been another week, and another episode of HBO’s confidently bad and conspicuously drama-free football whatchamacallit Ballers, and the viewer is now being forced to reckon with a question: was Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson cast in this role because his head so closely resembles a football? Discuss.

Ball So Hard: How Hard Did We Ball on Ballers Last Night?

Dayna Evans · 06/22/15 03:30PM

On Sunday night, the world saw the premiere of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s HBO show, the football bro-medy drama-doo-bee-doo-bee-doo Ballers. In what felt like the longest short pilot in history, viewers were treated to lesson numero uno in what it means to really ball. Do these guys have what it takes to ball? Let’s find out.

Ugandan Man Openly Admits To "Serious Raping" of Lesbians

Rich Juzwiak · 05/15/15 01:31PM

In tonight’s episode of Vice (in a segment titled A Prayer for Uganda), Isobel Yeung travels to Uganda to investigate life in the wake of last year’s Jail the Gays bill. Though it was eventually overturned, anti-gay sentiment thrives and there’s a new similar law on the docket. The preview above is a taste of how bad things are—a man in Kampala tells Yeung that he wouldn’t hesitate to kill another man he knew to be gay. As for women: “If we find a woman with a woman, we pull out one and do it to her. We have sex with her. We cannot allow a woman to have sex with a fellow woman.”