Top Chef Open Thread, Week 14Ned Frey · 02/04/15 03:00PM
Top Chef Open Thread, Week 13Ned Frey · 01/28/15 03:00PM
Top Chef Open Thread, Week 12Ned Frey · 01/21/15 03:00PM
Welcome to the "You're Probably Too Late" edition of our weekly open thread: Because Bravo decided to air tonight's Top Chef episode one hour earlier than usual (at 9 pm Eastern), many of you will show up here to live-chat just as the show is ending, at 10. And when that happens, the only fitting response will be to glare at the TV, shake your fist and shout: "Curse you and your scheduling shenanigans, Bravo!"
Top Chef Open Thread, Week 11Ned Frey · 01/14/15 04:00PM
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Tuesday Night TV Has Given Up on the Cinema AltogetherJacob Clifton · 12/23/14 03:10PM
Tonight on TV you've got musical spectaculars for every taste, if you are among the lonely, and if you aren't there's a bunch of murders, an abundance of nuns, and the end of all secrets.
Monday Night TV Has Some Opinions About Airport Security These DaysJacob Clifton · 12/22/14 04:17PM
Tonight we've got more tiny homes than you can shake a regular-sized stick at, Christmas wars, the ageless beauty of the Beaten Generation and some randos named Kennedy. Do not be alarmed.
Your Guide to the Best TV All Weekend LongJacob Clifton · 12/19/14 04:00PM
What makes this weekend different from all other weekends? It's blurry and has no distinct edges, no set beginning, no set ending. Everything from here forward is amorphous, and unfortunately that's true of our entertainment as well: Slim pickings, throughout the next week. Luckily you also have the Weekend Stream, for things already available, and of course our guides to what's arriving and what's leaving on Netflix at the New Year, so that should help.
Thursday Night TV's Rolling With Some Beefy New ProtectionJacob Clifton · 12/18/14 04:31PM
Tonight on TV we got a plane to Hawai'i, shiny pretty lady hair, some season and series and TBD finales, and a good deal of mayhem pretty much start to finish. Also, NBC and People magazine make for a very sad pair, but at least they do it with conviction.
Wednesday Night TV Didn't Plan to See That Shitty-Looking Movie AnywayJacob Clifton · 12/17/14 03:35PM
Tonight's television offers some big reality finales, a few Christmas specials, and more than your fair share of murders by the victims' loved ones. Not a lot of scripted, although genre dramas have some big moments coming and I guess if you like netlet off-brand sitcoms you're taken care of.
Tuesday Night TV Is Actively Exploring a Presidential RunJacob Clifton · 12/16/14 05:00PM
Between the sun setting earlier and that holiday senioritis setting in, sometimes it's hard to remember what day it is, much less what time. Best not to make any commitments until 2015: Just check out our lists of what is leaving Netflix and what is coming to Netflix at the New Year, and settle in for an evening of TV.
Monday Night TV Is Ready to RollJacob Clifton · 12/15/14 05:02PM
Tonight's TV brings you the future, space adventures, a guy with a sex dungeon, and a noticeable amount of people who their dream is singing. Big night for singin' dreams.
Your Guide to This Weekend's Best TVJacob Clifton · 12/12/14 04:40PM
This weekend on TV Barbara Walters tells you which exactly ten people are fascinating, the Newsroom finally ends as gracefully as it ran, Homeland hits its penultimate hour, and two great Fox comedies head into the winter break.
Thursday Night TV Not Afraid to Get Political, Just Doesn't Enjoy ItJacob Clifton · 12/11/14 05:13PM
Tonight on TV it's a bunch more fall finales, some mean or sad vampires, hungry folks, homespun tales of Offerman wisdom, and predictions of mayhem. Also Dexter from Dexter sits down with Olivia Munn from the G4 Channel for a frank talk about naughty subjects.
Everything Good Airing on Television TonightJacob Clifton · 12/10/14 05:09PM
Tonight we've got male models, fall finales galore, Taylor Swift's cat, and the Queen of All Goat Cheese comes clean about her queendom. I've decided that superfans of Dandy Mott should call ourselves FandyTHOTs. That's what's working for me right now.
Tuesday Night TV Is One Long List of Starbucks LoversJacob Clifton · 12/09/14 04:49PM
Tonight it's all about the Liars, the Bad Girls, the Wild Cards; the gifted youths and Canadians of the chef world. Fingernails, mutants, and superheroes (and supermodels!) just going to town on one another. Billy Eichner, Julia Stiles, Sandra Bernhard and Special Guest Angelina Jolie are sure to brighten up the place, because who doesn't find each and every one of those people delightful as hell.
Pretty Little Liars Open Thread: How the A Stole ChristmasJacob Clifton · 12/09/14 04:40PM
Monday Night TV Is Getting Real Tired of Learning StuffJacob Clifton · 12/08/14 05:47PM
Tonight's TV is ramping up the holiday cheer on basic network, but getting kind of freaky on the premium channels. That's just America for you, I suppose. I didn't think anything could be worse than the pee-stealing man from last week's Criminal Addiction, but this kid tonight never had a chance. Makes me sad.
Weekend TV Is Doing It for America But Also for the ThrillsJacob Clifton · 12/05/14 04:22PM
This weekend on TV we've got a Red Tent, the murderous rules of Top Model succession, and in most cases BJs for days.