"I Must've Busted About 1,000 Nuts in This Bitch": On Ballers Episode 6

Dayna Evans · 07/27/15 04:05PM

If anyone is still out there reading this website, we’ve got big news: Ballers episode six was one for the baller record books—to be remembered time and time again in moments of dark despair. While the world may be crumbling around us, and night begins to fall, it is important to remember that the ballers stop balling for no one. Not even you or I. Not even anyone else. Not even other ballers. The balling is forever.

"I Just Use the Weed For Pain Management": On Ballers Episode Five

Dayna Evans · 07/21/15 12:57PM

From the Ballers fan mail inbox: “Am I crazy, or is there no article for episode 5 of Ballers? How the hell am I supposed to know how HARD they BALLED?” Readers, did you really believe we’d leave you—our most loyal and dedicated ballers—stranded without a ball? What kind of operation do you think we’re running here? Time to ball out!

Dayna Evans · 07/10/15 12:21PM

Guess what, baby? HBO television program Ballers has been renewed for a second season, which means there will be more balling, superballing, extraballing, and otherwise ball-time fun to come from all your favorite ballers in the future. Want to know what you’re missing? We have you covered.

Ball So Hard: How Hard Did We Ball on Our Holiday Weekend Ballers

Dayna Evans · 07/05/15 11:12PM

Last night’s tim-tam flim-flam Ballers, Baby, Ballers! television program on premium network HBO was either exactly what you needed after a holiday weekend or a bludgeoning to your skull, and possibly both. And the ballers? Well, this Independence Day weekend: They finally balled. And they balled hard.

How Hard Did the Rock Ball On Episode the Second of Ballers?

Dayna Evans · 06/29/15 07:55AM

It’s been another week, and another episode of HBO’s confidently bad and conspicuously drama-free football whatchamacallit Ballers, and the viewer is now being forced to reckon with a question: was Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson cast in this role because his head so closely resembles a football? Discuss.

Ball So Hard: How Hard Did We Ball on Ballers Last Night?

Dayna Evans · 06/22/15 03:30PM

On Sunday night, the world saw the premiere of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s HBO show, the football bro-medy drama-doo-bee-doo-bee-doo Ballers. In what felt like the longest short pilot in history, viewers were treated to lesson numero uno in what it means to really ball. Do these guys have what it takes to ball? Let’s find out.