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Meridith Baer, are you my mother?

This giddy woman, who "stages" celebrities' homes (which means she redecorates those on the market so that they sell more easily), appeared on last night's episode on CNBC's always insane Secret Lives of the Super Rich. The producers had her run down her client list, which includes (in her words): Scarlett Yo-hansson, Jay Z and Beyawnss, and Kanye and (weird tongue noise) Kim Kardass-ian. "I don't know who anybody is," she then explained, cracking herself up. Indeed. No word if Channing Totem, Lady Gigi, Angeleelee Jolina, Emily Wattstsone, or Jack Jillandhowl have also used her services. But Topher Grace has! So has Jane Fonda, who has the distinction of having her name pronounced properly by Baer.

I love this woman as much as she loves mangling celebrities names. Takes 'em down a much needed notch, I reckon.