November 30th, 2010: A filthy, naughty little Chris Pratt, suckered into doing a behind-the-scenes for the Season Two Parks & Recreation DVDs, blows his own spot on being a psychic (or future) personage as he "jokes" about the fact that in 3.5 years he will be the star of the new Jurassic Park movie. A thing he could not have known would later be true! (Probably.) Is this a long con, a weird coincidence... Or is Chris Pratt capable of using more than the scientifically usual ten percent of his brain?

Could the mystery penetrate even deeper than that long-held scientific fact about brains? Longtime fans know that the WB show Everwood was based in part on a prophecy that Chris's character, Bright Abbott, was the endpoint of human evolution just based on how hot he looks. But did you know that on the fourth season of The OC his character Che/Chester convinced himself that he was in love with Seth Cohen, based on a vision quest in which he learned his spiritual mate was an otter in human form (which is what Adam Brody probably is)? I think we're onto something.

For now, Pratt can be seen on the big screen in Guardians of the Galaxy, which was not my kind of thing overall (although I did enjoy the intensity of Drax, the very legit dance moves of Peter Quill, and the Marilla Cuthbert-esque values of Zoe Saldaña's character Gamora). In the film, he plays Chris Pratt but with muscles.

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