We thought the day might never come, but here we are: It's December 4, the Lord's Year Two-Thousand and Fourteen, and NBC's live production of Peter Pan starring broken facial expression Allison "Hate-Watch" Williams is upon us. Join us as we gander at this slowly-unspooling catastrophe. Share in the hate, justify your love, and tell us everything you're feeling.

Update: Jesus Christ this happened.

Update 2: Christopher Walken's contribution to this production is that he showed up. That's it.

Update 3: Ahead of tonight's show, there was a lot of handwringing about racist song "Ugg-a-Wugg." What they came up with was...still kinda racist!

[Image via Virginia Sherwood/NBC]