John Oliver is not happy with the casting of Jamie Dornan as "epitome of male beauty" Christian Grey in the film adaptation of popular Twilight fanfic Fifty Shades of Grey. Specifically, he's hurt that no one even considered him for the role.

Note to Universal Pictures: John Oliver is a hot nerd, and he's prepared to do butt stuff in Fifty Shades Darker. He hasn't read the books, but there's definitely butt stuff, right?

Last Week Tonight returns February 8th. Fifty Shades, starring #NotMyChristian Jamie Dornan, is out February 13th.

[h/t Last Week Tonight]