Imagine it’s 2004 and you just finished filming Fat Albert with Bill Cosby. Now imagine Bill Cosby calls you over, pulls you in close. He’s going to tell you something important, wow, you’ve always wanted a celebrity mentor and now you have one. Can you believe it? Here it is, here’s the advice: “When this movie comes out you’re going to need two dicks because the women are going to be all over.” Ooookay.