We know that in the game of thrones, you win or you die. And we know who’s dead. So...who’s winning? We’ve put together a comprehensive video tracking all five seasons of HBO’s grimly set jawline spectacular Game of Thrones, so that you can quickly and easily know who’s winning, and who’s dying.
What happened to Stannis? Who is next in line for the Throne? Is Daenerys going to be in trouble? All your Game of Thrones questions answered.
Who is that bearded pedo Arya spied on? Did Stannis really do that...bad thing in the books? When will the show hire a decent fight choreographer? All your Game of Thrones questions answered—and more!
Let’s talk about that fucking battle.
Did the same horrible thing happen to Sansa in the books? What is the deal with Arya’s boss at the House of Black and White? Where, exactly, are Tyrion and Jorah?
Sean Bean, man of a thousand on-screen deaths and the erstwhile Lord Eddard Stark, continues to discuss Game of Thrones in interviews long after his head has fully rotted on a pike in King’s Landing. And he continues to drop the same huge spoiler about Jon Snow. Because: who cares? He dead!
Where are Tyrion and Jorah, and who attacked him? Who is that guy Daenerys is marrying? And what the fuck is going on with Theon, again?
What’s the temple that Arya is trying to get into? Who’s the guy in the wheelchair? Why is Tyrion going through Volantis?
Where's Tyrion? Who is threatening Daenerys? Is Sam Tarly really the first brother of the Night's Watch to kill a Thenn and a White Walker? Is Jon Snow a virgin? (Spoiler: No, but he might as well be.)
Game of Thrones is a sadistically complicated show, and if you haven't watched or thought about it in a year, you've probably forgotten everything that happened last season. Where's Arya? Where's Jaime? Where's Bran? (A tree.) Our video will answer your geographical, narrative, and existential questions about the series in two minutes almost exactly.
Ahead of the much anticipated fifth season of Game of Thrones, which will kill off characters who haven't (yet) died in the books, HBO has released a pair of deleted scenes from the Blu-Ray release of last year's season 4.
If you do not have time to watch this hour of panel, I will tell you everything that happens in it.
It's been announced that HBO has greenlit a "mockumentary" to star non-polarizing, not-at-all controversial television people Andy Samberg, Lena Dunham, and Fred Armisen. (Actual America's Sweethearts Will Forte and Soledad O'Brien, Masters of Sex's Michael Sheen and Game of Thrones' Jon Snow, and Mary Steenburgen—formerly of the critically acclaimed electricity-and-pedophilia documentary Powder—will also star.)
On today's edition of Morning Joe—after the reports of Dr. Oz's public flaying put host/google-eyed health nut Mika Brzezinski into a state of semipermanent bliss—the team turned their attention to the hottest trend threatening teens today: Internet downloading. Specifically, the torrenting of popular gnome show Game Of Thrones.
Where the hell did Stannis come from, and how did he arrive? How did Arya get that boat? And who the fuck is the guy in the tree?
Who are those tall guys on the big woolly mammoths? Is it really true that members of the Night's Watch can have sex? Is it true that Maester Aemon could have been the king?
What is an Andal? Who are the nobles to whom Littlefinger pleads his case? And why is Sansa dressed like a total goth?
How many Mountains are there in Westeros? How does Arya know everybody? And who is Lollys Stokeworth, anyway?
