Bill Cosby Told Kenan Thompson He Was "Going to Need Two Dicks" (For Having Sex With Groupies)

Gabrielle Bluestone · 09/30/15 10:43AM

Imagine it’s 2004 and you just finished filming Fat Albert with Bill Cosby. Now imagine Bill Cosby calls you over, pulls you in close. He’s going to tell you something important, wow, you’ve always wanted a celebrity mentor and now you have one. Can you believe it? Here it is, here’s the advice: “When this movie comes out you’re going to need two dicks because the women are going to be all over.” Ooookay.

Katie Motorboated Some Guy's Dick on Vanderpump Rules

Allie Jones · 12/02/14 04:15PM

Vanderpump Rules is such a fuck fest that it's hard to tell who's cheating on who anymore, but last night, we learned something important: pleasant wallflower Katie motorboated some guy's dick at a club, and that dick was not her boyfriend Tom's.