Imagine it’s 2004 and you just finished filming Fat Albert with Bill Cosby. Now imagine Bill Cosby calls you over, pulls you in close. He’s going to tell you something important, wow, you’ve always wanted a celebrity mentor and now you have one. Can you believe it? Here it is, here’s the advice: “When this movie comes out you’re going to need two dicks because the women are going to be all over.” Ooookay.
As media multi-conglomerate and Mammon of our era Comcast moves forward with the 100% acquisition of Time Warner announced in February, several competing and tangential companies have come forward with formal complaints. Last night, at the midnight deadline, the worst company in America filed its response with the FCC, and it is so bitchy and dumb.