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Phaedra Refuses to Apologize to Kenya on Real Housewives of Atlanta

Tracie Potochnik · 12/08/14 09:00AM

In the spirit of being a decent person, Kandi decides that, given the high level of conflict within their group, the Atlanta Housewives should get together for a nice peaceful meal and mend their fences. Which leads to the question…has she ever actually seen this show?

Lisa Rinna’s Marriage Secret Is Porn on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Tracie Potochnik · 12/03/14 10:10AM

Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin have been married for 17 years, and on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Lisa is finally spilling their secret for success: "Nobody I know watches porn. They're all grossed out by it, like, oh my God how could you watch porn? I go, well how could you not?"

Kandi Neglects to Bring Sex Toys to Obama on Real Housewives of Atlanta

Tracie Potochnik · 12/01/14 09:30AM

Nene Leakes' tag line for season seven of The Real Housewives of Atlanta is, "Why be so nasty and so rude when I can be so fierce and so successful?" It's supposed to be rhetorical but in fact has the following answer: Because she LOVES to be so nasty and so rude!

Yolanda Foster Loses Her Damn Mind on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Tracie Potochnik · 11/26/14 09:45AM

Yolanda Foster, you have a zillion dollars, a fridge full of lemons, and property so large you don't even know when a guy is selling hippie dresses on it. What in God's name are you doing roasting a chicken while wearing lingerie in front of television cameras?

Sign of Apocalypse: Real Housewives of Atlanta Now Quoting Shakespeare

Tracie Potochnik · 11/24/14 09:10AM

Occasionally, one might make the mental note that the Real Housewives franchise is vaguely Shakespearean, and then file that note away under "Don't tell anyone I thought that." Who but the Bard, however, could adequately capture Kenya's feelings regarding accusations of whoredom?

Lisa Rinna Is a Marvel on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Tracie Potochnik · 11/19/14 09:15AM

The season five Real Housewives of Beverly Hills premiere featured the return of RHOBH OGs as guests at Kyle's White Party. But who gives a rat about Maloof's Hoofs when we have LISA EFFING RINNA dropping lines like, "I'm an entertainer, you know. I'm an actor/entertainer. I don't know what the fuck I am, really."

Kenya Vindicated, Apollo Admits to Lying on Real Housewives of Atlanta

Tracie Potochnik · 11/17/14 09:15AM

With an eight-year prison sentence looming, Phaedra's husband, Apollo, must figure that things can't get much worse. And so he apologizes to Kenya for lying to everyone IN THE WORLD about her trying to get into his pants. In the words of Peter Thomas, "You know we have to apologize to this chick because we've been looking at her like she's a ho for the last two years."

Teresa Invites Andy Cohen to Visit Her in Jail on Real Housewives of NJ

Tracie Potochnik · 11/12/14 02:10PM

We have finally made it to the last episode of the last reunion special of Teresa Giudice's career as a Real Housewife. And though four-fifths of Teresa regrets ever coming on this show, it's oddly reassuring to hear her tell Andy Cohen that sure, he can visit her in prison. Maybe he'll even bring "Mazel" rocks glasses and an "I <3 Side Pony" t-shirt to keep her spirits up? Can you get away with a jolly round on the Jimmy Fallon shotski in the prison visitor's room?

Nene Shares Her Thoughts on Orgies on Real Housewives of Atlanta

Tracie Potochnik · 11/10/14 10:30AM

So, a LOT of stuff went down with Phaedra and soon to be jailed husband Apollo on the Real Housewives of Atlanta premiere. But before we get to that, let's enjoy the palate cleansing sorbet that is Nene Leakes, newly employed as Cirque de Soleil's orgy ringmaster (seriously), clarifying her position on orgies.

Teresa Walks Out of Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion

Tracie Potochnik · 11/03/14 09:00AM

Teresa Giudice may appear like a broken shell of a human after being sentenced to fifteen months in prison, but there's still a little fire inside. As evidence, watch her walk off set rather than engage in conversation with cousins Rosie and Kathy. Or maybe she really just wanted some gum?

Family Reacts to Teresa's Sentencing on The Real Housewives of NJ

Tracie Potochnik · 10/20/14 08:15AM

For the sake of continuity, The Real Housewives of New Jersey finale did include Dina's Project Ladybug fundraiser and shenanigans therein. But Bravo knows that we're all just in this to see the Giudices go to jail, and so we were treated to real-time reactions to their sentencing.

Teresa Giudice Refuses to Apologize on Real Housewives of New Jersey

Tracie Potochnik · 10/13/14 09:50AM

Teresa Giudice may have apologized to a judge for committing umpteen counts of fraud, but she is sure as heck not going to apologize to the OTHER Teresa on the show for being the hearer and bearer of unsavory gossip. And frankly, it's kind of nice to see that table-flipping glint in her eye once again.

Teresa Interrogated at the Gym on Real Housewives of New Jersey

Tracie Potochnik · 09/15/14 09:30AM

As if Teresa Giudice's week has not been bad enough, what with pleading guilty to multiple counts of loan and bankruptcy fraud, she must deal with the ignominy of having her workout interrupted by a call prying for salacious details of her impending imprisonment. And which inspector is at the other end of the phone?

Real Housewives of Melbourne Renews Your Love for the Franchise

Tracie Potochnik · 09/08/14 09:35AM

Even the most diehard Real Housewives fan may, at this point, be wearying of the manifold beverage lines, truculent dinner parties, and doomed vacations that are the franchise's hallmarks. Thank goodness The Real Housewives of Melbourne has come along to make you fall in love with delusional ladies all over again!