Imagine it’s 2004 and you just finished filming Fat Albert with Bill Cosby. Now imagine Bill Cosby calls you over, pulls you in close. He’s going to tell you something important, wow, you’ve always wanted a celebrity mentor and now you have one. Can you believe it? Here it is, here’s the advice: “When this movie comes out you’re going to need two dicks because the women are going to be all over.” Ooookay.
On last night's season premiere of the Celebrity Apprentice, Keshia Knight Pulliam (aka Rudy Hutxable on The Cosby Show), was the first contestant to be "fired" by Donald Trump in part because she refused to call up her 'ol TV dad for a charity donation.
The first Lucys to be presented from their new home on NBC (the fourth network to carry this little-known extravaganza in our lifetimes) will be naming the Funniest Film of 2013 tonight! Will it be Anchorman 2, Bad Grandpa, or ... something even funnier than those movies? As long as Bill Cosby's totally uncontroversial and family-based lifetime achievements are being celebrated, what could go wrong? (NBC, 9/8c.)