Did the same horrible thing happen to Sansa in the books? What is the deal with Arya’s boss at the House of Black and White? Where, exactly, are Tyrion and Jorah?

Where are Tyrion and Jorah, and who attacked him? Who is that guy Daenerys is marrying? And what the fuck is going on with Theon, again?

What’s the temple that Arya is trying to get into? Who’s the guy in the wheelchair? Why is Tyrion going through Volantis?

Where's Tyrion? Who is threatening Daenerys? Is Sam Tarly really the first brother of the Night's Watch to kill a Thenn and a White Walker? Is Jon Snow a virgin? (Spoiler: No, but he might as well be.)

Who are those tall guys on the big woolly mammoths? Is it really true that members of the Night's Watch can have sex? Is it true that Maester Aemon could have been the king?