Sean Penn appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night to promote his relationship with Charlize Theron. There, he asked Jimmy Kimmel, "Britt or Kaitlyn?" —Whaaat? Sean Penn watches The Bachelor? Sean Penn—the serious film actor? You gotta be kidding me!

He does, and his reason why will shock you:

"We argue about whether or not we should fast [forward]. I don't really want to hear the conversations, I want to know the decisions. You can decide on this one or this one. And I want to see somebody cry. And then see somebody get ecstatic and then see them cry."

Yes, friends—Sean Penn loves to see women suffer.

[h/t UsMagazine]