Melissa finally comes clean with Spencer about her seemingly infinite secrets, presumably solving no actual problems, while drunken boozer and occasional purse-searcher Hanna finally notices that she and the haunted werewolf Caleb are halfway to Requiem for a Dream at this point. Emily goes looking for more evidence to support her theory that Alison can go to hell, eventually leading all the way to Ezra Fitz, who may know more about the mysterious hottie and girl-stabber Cyrus Petrillo.

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