On last night's episode of Watch What Happens Live, Andy Cohen revisited one of the classic diva feuds—Mariah Carey vs. Jennifer Lopez. During the WWHL lightning-round staple Plead the Fifth, he asked guest J.Lo, "If you were in Las Vegas only one night, and could only see one show, would you rather see Mariah or Britney perform?"
"Britney, 'cause she dances," said Lopez. The first indication of this being shade was the fact that Britney, in fact, does not dance, and she hasn't in about eight years. The second indication was Lopez's manner after she answered the question.
Ice.
Later in the show, Lopez was asked about Gone Girl and Ben Affleck's nude scene. (She's seen his giant dick before, FYI.)
Cohen asked Lopez if she dug the movie and she responded, "I did. I thought it was a good movie. It was fun." She has the enthusiasm of a flatline, and followed her review with more ice:
When discussing her taste in men, Lopez said, "I'm not, like, a looks person—I don't know if you noticed over the years," in apparent reference to at least her ex-husband Marc Anthony.
"Sexy is important," she clarified. "But I don't feel like good looking is necessarily sexy...I thought they were all hot, you know? They were all hot. Other people might be like, 'What the hell is she thinking?' but I don't care."
