Real Housewives of OC Talk Lesbian Honeymoons, Anal Preferences

It is not only appropriate but necessary that before heading to a collective all-girls honeymoon/anniversary celebration in Bali, The Real Housewives of Orange County would discuss whose back door is open for business. And which of them is amenable "when she's drunk," according to her partner? » 7/29/14 10:55am Today 10:55am

Monday Night TV Is Not Afraid of a Naked Zac Efron Whatsoever

Tonight we've got a woman looking for love who will not find it on television, a blended family gripped by drama of their own making, teenagers who do not quite turn into wolves except around their faces and fingernail areas, and Idris Elba driving automobiles around for the purpose of delighting us all. » 7/28/14 5:00pm Yesterday 5:00pm

John Oliver Calls on Putin to Save Russia's Fuck Lizards from Space

A Russian satellite full of "sexually active space geckos" lost contact with ground control last week, and Russian space agency Roscosmos feared its mission would be jeopardized, leaving the little lizards to mate in low-earth orbit until they ran out of food. Well, John Oliver is not having it. » 7/28/14 12:00pm Yesterday 12:00pm

Lifetime's The Choking Game: A New Teen Scare Classic

Hey teens and adults without a dealer, are you looking for a way to get a extra shot of mojo, just a little boost to make you feel like you can do anything? Why not try the choking game, which has been providing a shot of euphoria through cutting off the brain's oxygen supply to...let's call them curious parties for… » 7/28/14 12:00pm Yesterday 12:00pm

Psychics, Indictments Not Getting Real Housewives of New Jersey Down

It's episode three and the blush is off the rose. Everyone continues to get more comfortable with everyone and what that actually means is that everyone now feels comfortable enough to figure out who they don't like. The twins go shopping with Melissa to talk shit about Amber. Amber and Melissa go to Teresa's and… » 7/28/14 9:00am Yesterday 9:00am

Rob Lowe Manifests as 80's Nagel Hunk in Moonbeam City

Rob Lowe was the real life Prince of Perfect Male Hotness in the 1980's so his translation into Nagel art makes a visceral sense that cannot be denied. The whole sensibility of this teaser is so sexy yet ridiculous (sexdiculous?) that I am speechless except for a prayer of thanks that Comedy Central is doubling down… » 7/25/14 2:05pm Friday 2:05pm

Get Ready for 7 Days in Hell With Andy Samberg and Lena Dunham

It's been announced that HBO has greenlit a "mockumentary" to star non-polarizing, not-at-all controversial television people Andy Samberg, Lena Dunham, and Fred Armisen. (Actual America's Sweethearts Will Forte and Soledad O'Brien, Masters of Sex's Michael Sheen and Game of Thrones' Jon Snow, and Mary… » 7/25/14 1:32pm Friday 1:32pm

Yahoo! Answers Performed Beautifully by Audra McDonald and Josh Charles

Last night on The Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon answered a fan's fondest wish, bringing together the most wonderful thing on Broadway, superstar Audra McDonald, and the most wonderful thing on the internet together into a clash of titans. Josh Charles was also there, summoned probably by the sheer greatness energy being… » 7/24/14 4:30pm Thursday 4:30pm